Boogaard can't skate, but he can hit

steven segal is...

oh crap

good stuff

Golf Trip 08

day man

lil green dudes

absolut vodka ads. sort of.

He was supposedly paid to make these, but asked for "absolutely no restrictions."

I.


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II.


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III.

for your health

for your wine

boats and hoes

wtf

Breadheads

Zach Galifianakis

joke

Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself :

Man: 'May I buy you a cocktail?'
Maxine: 'No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.'
Man: 'Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?'
Maxine: 'No, they spread.'

Man v. Woman

A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
The End.

Ween dominates

spidey

cup shot

strange wilderness clips

MacGruber!!!

Japanese Office

RC Flying Wang

iRack

bergundy v. jables

butt hash

Fo Sho

are you sure Kyle?

For your health...

step brothers

http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/stepbrothers/

thocks

convenient coin pouch, thanks thocks

vodka party

a clip from tim and eric awesome show

believe it or not... Costanza

Slow Jerk

Never make them touch...never

Drugs Delaney

Shenanigans

Shut the Fuck up Donny

I am the walrus...

calmer than you are...

burgers, beers, a few laughs...

Shut the fuck up Donny

Fuckin Fuckin Fuckin

Mi Scusi

some of the best moments from recent Roasts

Pam Anderson



Emmitt Smith, and mainly Shaq



Flava Flav

a kimmel bit, unnecessary censorship

part 1



part 2

don't look up

News story on some town with a bird problem...

Language...

Bert



Lee Corso



random

Catchphrase clip...wow

Ring Spin Record...and two other great clips

So Conan has been spinning his wedding ring on his desk ever since the writer strike. He kept trying to break his record, and he eventually brought a professor from MIT to help.



Hunter S. Thompson. Holy Shit



Calm down

Oprah's Va-Jay-Jay

For whatever reason Oprah thinks that people want to hear about her vag

spring golf trip to Sconie

http://www.bigfishgolf.com/

Comin!!

http://www.lcocasino.com/LCO/index.html

Looks like the casino has roulette and craps, along with a shit ton of other things to suck my money away...

Ka-blamo

Pizza? Now that's what I call a Taco!!

green team

Will Ferrell's Green Team

hoof arted

pretty awesome...watch both in order

Jables

You're damn right it's a gift...



EPT



The only good American Idol clip ever.



karate



nacho



encarnation



tasty groove

Sandy Lyle: Let it Rain!!

Sandy Lyle is a character in Along Came Polly, a very underrated movie. Sandy is played by Phillip Seymour Hoffman, and he dominates.





dude, this is serious, i just sharted



tribute

mark wahlberg

It's my big crank...



Steel Dragon



You've got the touch...



Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!



Kinda makes me wanna party

bubb rubb

The whistle go Wooooooooo!!!

tom green what!!!

Tom Green does some rapping on the side, and he is actually not bad.

clip 1: Tom with Xhibit



clip 2: Tom with J5

great tour guide. even better laugh!

She was my first asian!

She was my first asian...



yeah...crazy horny



built for speed or built for comfort

gorn

Conan did a little skit after the last episode of Seinfeld. The skit is an audition to be the new Jerry Seinfeld. This is some of the funniest stuff ever.

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